Honey Mooning

The planning, the partying, and the inevitable stress are finally over. Now it’s just you and your sweetie off to your honeymoon paradise. What you get up to during this little getaway, well let’s just keep that between the two of you.

Around the World in 80 Stamps Suitcase – $230

Key to My Heart Crystal Chainmaille Bra – $200

It’s Your Birthday Quarter Cup Silk Bra – $98

Struck Tighties – $10

Soft Handcuffs – $12

Tie Dye Beach Blanket – $40

Olde World Map Passport Cover – $5

Bubble Bath Dough – $12

Ebony Bondage Cuffs – $65

Sassafrass Camisole – $34

Oh La La Maillot – $115

Just Married Bridal Hoodie and Pants – $84.95

Just Hitched Gitch Set – $29

Petite Ruby Leather Mask – $25

Spiced Mahogany Soap – $4.25

Ophelia Black SIlk Playsuit – $175

Sexy Sheer Black Lace Mask – $18

Wedding Door Hanger – $8

Mens Paisley Swimsuit – $40

Gothic Rose Vacation Planner Clutch – $28

Cat o’ Nine Tails – $125

Pinup Rockabilly Skull Corset – $80

Honeymoon Bag Tag – $30

Emerald Green Leather Cross Cuffs – $45

The Etsy artists featured in this article  are:

missbrache, Harajuku, syllishirts, Lalilouche, venusinchains, OnTheInside, corsetfactory, leathercassandra, OublietteLeather, AsteraLeather, theselvoinghands, kvodesign, CestSuperbe, yasminbochi, downstairsDesigns, michealangela, LittleMetalMisster, joyeverafter, sugarcanetrain808, ToadLillie, ShopRedLeaf, layla, cskippy2000, and tiffanymillerdesigns

Caffeniated

Okay, I’ll be honest. I don’t like coffee. In fact I’m the only one in my family who isn’t a hardcore coffee addict. However I can not dispute it has it’s allure. All that caffeine (hey I said I don’t drink coffee, but tea and soda that’s another matter). Hey there’s an idea, maybe I should do a tea one of these.

Speaking of coffee, we made coffee ice cream a couple weeks ago. And rum ice cream. This needs to be repeated. Where’s the ice cream maker?

Espresso Marchmellows – $6

Ipanema Gourmet Coffee Sack Ottoman – $170

Coffee Toffee Crunch Cookies – $7.50

Stacking Mustache Mugs and Saucers – $32.50

Espresso Bean Stitch Markers – $7

Cappuccino Crave Travel Candle – $6

MAX – $110

Black Coffee Kanzashi Flower Barrette – $33

Coffee Cup – $25

Chocolate Espresso Cake Truffles – $13.50

I Love Me Mugs – $14

Valencia Coffee Creamer – $7

Vice Turkish Coffee Graham Cracker Soap – $5.50

Burgundy Mookaite Jasper Earrings – $33

WTF Sea Mist Mug – $22

Brainscan Organic Coffee 16oz – $13

Coffee Buzz Laptop Sleeve – $22.99

Coffee Based Life Form Pin – $1

Coffee Quartz Necklace – $17

Coffee Sleeve PDF Pattern – $4

The Etsy artists featured in this article are:

BAYMOONSTUDIO, SeeJayneKnitYarns, reclaim3fame, bertiescloset, dorothydomingo, GlitzGlitter, whimsyandspice, thehotcookie, MetamorphosesOfClay, AnechkasJewelry, HeavenBakedSweets, rosadolcedesigns, VelvetBean, LennyMud, gloilocksandbody, sunnydayz5, lollidreams, agreensleeve, PetalMix, and brainscan

Things That Made Me Laugh

Something random might pop into your head, but here is what gathers in our minds.

I Brake For Robot Zombies Poster – $20

Pervert Toilet Sticker – $7.95

Game Over Cufflinks – $24.99

Nunchuck Pillow – $42

Brisket Flip Flop – $295

Offical Retirement Papers – $5.95

You Can’t Scare Me I Teach Magnet – $4.95

Ninja Balls – $14.50

Obnoxious Little Parking Notes – $12

Leap Frog Mini Print – $4

My Little Horror Pony – $50

Chickapug or Pugadee 8 x 10 Print – $35

I Love NY Giant Hot Pretzel and Chrysler Building Art Print – $15

Problem Solved Pin – $1

Breakfast in Bed Pin – $1.50

Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles Magnet – $2.75

I Forget the Pick-up Line Pin – $1.25

Romance Novel Eye Mask – $12

Paper Dolls Pin – $1

Super Mysterious Bag ‘O’ Crap – 3 Pieces – $10

The Etsy artists featured in this article are:

SoleSensations, BibBon, BAYMOONSTUDIO, picardcreative, TheCufflinkMaker, kellybrown, sushibooties, CactusMafia, gigglebot, NeatThings, angelbot, pottypourri, Gnipmac, wallstickz, Lori411, OddDottyDollymaker, YeeHaw, kesness, franticmeerkat, and hoddleypoddley.